Got it? Maybe you ought to write it down, just in case.
Okay, now: Pick a layout! Your choices are
our version of the classic 10-card Tarot layout
the 3-card edited-for-television version
the 1-card sound byte version of the Tarot
Either Lady Esmene or Madame Esmeralda have told your fortune/given your character assessment/told you what to do, FOR FREE! JUST FOR YOU! Lady Esmene is the author of the kinder, gentler fortunes; Madame Esmeralda tends to take a somewhat gloomier approach: